i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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