I hope mine doesn't look like that
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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