Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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