her vagine was all disorganized.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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