What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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