Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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