idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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