i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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