I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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