TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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