did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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