I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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