I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I think people are normalizing furries
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