i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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