He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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