Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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