i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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