better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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