Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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