Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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