why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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