there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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