Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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