@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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