with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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