unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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