Who did Billy Mays play for?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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