how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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