someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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