What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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