She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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