Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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