Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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