I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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