I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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