what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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