I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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