he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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