How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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