Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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