just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You've changed since you got that strap on
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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