Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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