Ketchup is God's man juice
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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