Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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