So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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