Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU