hell yes lets make some ravioli
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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