I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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