I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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