Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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