i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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