Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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