I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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