Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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