There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Girls should come with a carfax report
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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