It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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